nowaclubpenguinblog:

she really did not want to take my order

android18:

meanwhile at tumblr headquarters

t0gekisses:

I literally gasped

kansass:

sometimes i get upset about kansas stereotypes but then i remember that one time my friend’s pet cow got carried away by a tornado and they found it 3 years later on a different farm

kurokoshirai:

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GODDAMN FUCKING NGIF I START LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ITS ONE OF THE BEST FUCKING THINGSI  VE EVER SEEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES JUST ABOUT TO SPIN AROUND AND THEN SUDDENLY SHEJ UST FUCKING FLIES OFF IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE LIEK WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE DO THAT WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT IT I WOULD BE TERRIFIED THATS NO T HOW FLYING WORKS WHOEVER MADE THIS GIF WAS A FUCKING GENIUS AND I HOPE THEY WIN A NOBEL PRIZE

spookmyphallus:

equiuszahhak:

a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum

id watch it

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like